February 2010
January 2010
this is for christy →
“Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel...”
– Tyler Durden, Fight Club (1999). (via flickflickflicker)
How I Met Your Mother [2.22] - Something Blue
howimetyourmothersource:
Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name. Marshall: Oh, that’s easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker. Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff. Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall their son Totally and their daughter Freaking?
Ten Worst Songs To Strip To
By Diablo Cody
10. “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get” by Morrissey. Encourages stalkers, and the last thing you want is Freddy the Reg (regular) showing up at your day job with a bundle of dyed carnations and a loaded. 45
9. “Hotel California” by the crappy post-country incarnation of the Eagles. You’ll make everyone angry. All strippers hate Joe Wlash; I...
kiss kiss bang bang
Gay Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Gay Perry: No. The definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are.
movieoftheday:
I Wanna Be Loved By You by...
