im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
Jay-Z’s reactions brings the BIGGEST smile to my face.
The moment when the table turns.
i thought these things only happened on tumblr
Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.
I needed this.
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong